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 <title>Monday May 12th</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2177</link>
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/steeplechase-mega-fail&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/543_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/steeplechase-mega-fail&quot;&gt;Steeplechase Mega-Fail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;F.A.I.L.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/checkpoint-brass-balls&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/544_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/checkpoint-brass-balls&quot;&gt;Checkpoint Brass Balls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;This guy apparently knows his rights. &quot;Am I being detained?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/fox-5-subliminal-message&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/541_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;video-info-list&quot;&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/fox-5-subliminal-message&quot;&gt;Fox 5 Subliminal Message&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Hmmm... I wonder what their agenda is here?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/william-shatner-reacts-to-not-being-cast&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/545_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/william-shatner-reacts-to-not-being-cast&quot;&gt;William Shatner Reacts To NOT Being Cast&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;William Shatner isn&#039;t in the new Star Trek film. This is how he reacted.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/mexican-clown-car&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/542_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/mexican-clown-car&quot;&gt;Mexican Clown Car&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;A policeman gets more than he bargains for when he stops a van that contains 349 immigrants inside.&lt;/p&gt;
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            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/best-commercial-evar&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/540_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/best-commercial-evar&quot;&gt;Quite Possibly The Best Commercial Ever?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;This one may be old but its still the best commercial ever, i promise you that...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <comments>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2177#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:57:37 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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 <title>Friday May 9th</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2168</link>
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/wheel-of-fortune-idiot&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/538_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/wheel-of-fortune-idiot&quot;&gt;Wheel Of Fortune Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Wow... This girl is on par with Miss Teen South Carolina.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/voice-talkers&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/537_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-info-list&quot;&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/voice-talkers&quot;&gt;Voice Talkers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Ever wonder what those people who do the voice-overs look like? What if you came from a family full of voice talkers?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/i-cant-believe-youve-done-this&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/536_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/i-cant-believe-youve-done-this&quot;&gt;I Can&#039;t Believe You&#039;ve Done This&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;This 11 second video has spawned many parodies. Who responds like that to getting hit in the head?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/british-telemarketer-wasnt-prepared&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/535_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/british-telemarketer-wasnt-prepared&quot;&gt;British Telemarketer Wasn&#039;t Prepared&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;DO YOU COMPREHEND!!!!???&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pluglove.com/node/542&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.pluglove.com/files/imagecache/video_thumbnail/files/videos/transcoded/165_splash.jpeg&quot; height=&quot;64px&quot; width=&quot;85px&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pluglove.com/node/542&quot;&gt;Prince Of Persia (In Real Life)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;What would happen if you could play Prince Of Persia in real life?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
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 <comments>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2168#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:49:48 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Vato Loco</dc:creator>
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 <title>Thursdsay May 8th</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2157</link>
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/charles-barkley-the-real-life-ron-burgundy&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/534_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;video-info-list&quot;&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/charles-barkley-the-real-life-ron-burgundy&quot;&gt;Charles Barkley (The Real Life Ron Burgundy)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Some people don&#039;t have the mental capacity to read one sentence ahead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/little-kid-vs-tuba-player&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/533_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/little-kid-vs-tuba-player&quot;&gt;Little Kid vs. Tuba Player&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Tuba player: &quot;I&#039;ll teach this little shmuck some respect.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/students-suspended-for-prom-picture&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/531_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-info-list&quot;&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/students-suspended-for-prom-picture&quot;&gt;Students Suspended For Prom Picture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;Two high school seniors are accused of making a drug-related hand gesture in their prom picture, prompting school officials to suspend them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/la-freeways-by-bicycle&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/530_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/la-freeways-by-bicycle&quot;&gt;L.A. Freeways By Bicycle?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;It&#039;s much faster and your vehicle gets infinite miles per gallon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/pictures/is-target-racist&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/images/blackkidsdesk.thumbnail.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-info-list&quot;&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/pictures/is-target-racist&quot;&gt;Is Target Racist?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;I wonder what the white kid&#039;s desk looked like?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <comments>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2157#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:22:38 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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 <title>Dance Dance Mario</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2158</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;align_center&quot;&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;355&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/tIRCzbBB99E&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hl=en&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;
&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/tIRCzbBB99E&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;hl=en&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;355&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Best not to ask why someone created an eleven minute long self-playing super mario world level coordinated with its own soundtrack and just watch the video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIRCzbBB99E&quot;&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt; | via - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.videosift.com&quot;&gt;VideoSift&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:10:17 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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 <title>Wednesday May 7th</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2153</link>
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/drunk-guy-vs-bridge-vs-fire-truck&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/527_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/drunk-guy-vs-bridge-vs-fire-truck&quot;&gt;Drunk Guy vs. Bridge vs. Fire Truck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;I guarantee if you wait until 0:55 it will be worth it and it will be the greatest thing you&#039;ll see all day. Poor Bruce.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/how-to-answer-an-annoying-question&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/528_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/how-to-answer-an-annoying-question&quot;&gt;How To Answer An Annoying Question&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;John Mayer handles this situation pretty well considering the circumstances. I&#039;m not sure if it&#039;s just me, but can anyone else sense a dick&#039;ish tone in Mayer&#039;s voice?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/how-to-put-on-jeans&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/529_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/how-to-put-on-jeans&quot;&gt;How To Put On Jeans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;They&#039;re all pretty good, but the best is the last one.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <comments>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2153#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 07:40:45 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Vato Loco</dc:creator>
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 <title>Tuesday May 6th</title>
 <link>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2145</link>
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/japanese-massage-chair&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/526_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/japanese-massage-chair&quot;&gt;Japanese Massage Chair?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;I don&#039;t know what the hell is going on here. I DO know that this clip is from Japanese television. I swear they&#039;re crazy over there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/celebrities-without-makeup&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/525_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/celebrities-without-makeup&quot;&gt;Celebrities Without Makeup&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;It&#039;s a wonder what makeup and a ton of money can do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;video-thumb&quot;&gt;
            &lt;a href=&quot;/videos/techno-penguin&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;/files/imagecache/small_thumb/files/videos/transcoded/524_raw_image_2.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/videos/techno-penguin&quot;&gt;Techno Penguin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;video-description&quot;&gt;...from the makers of Techno Viking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
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 <comments>http://www.collegepork.com/node/2145#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 01:06:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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