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CollegePork was founded in 1845 as a result of the Great Potato Famine. Royal dignitaries created this organization as a way to smuggle in food supplies that were not tainted with the oomycete that ravaged European crops and left millions dead.
Throughout the years, CollegePork has changed hands numerous times and as such, so has its mission. In the early 1900's, CollegePork provided arms and munitions for Austria-Hungry in the invasion of Serbia. The result of which was the initiation of World War I.
By 1962, CollegePork was involved with then Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev in the armament of Cuba as a means to place ballistic missile installations within striking distance of Washington D.C.
After a brief stint in Laos in the mid-1980's, CollegePork assisted the Iraqi Republican Guard in the invasion of Kuwait.
CollegePork has since changed hands again and now provides the best online receptacle of humorous content anywhere east of the Kuiper Asteroid Belt.
Of course, this is all a complete lie. Nobody really knows the truth. What CollegePork is and where it came from may never be known.
